Gosh we should’ve included Dogs and Balls in our Wimbledon Range! What an oversight! Well, we’re adding them to the range right now just in time for the semi finals.
Do they still have ‘ball boys’ and ‘ball girls’ at Wimbledon? Imagine if they had ball dogs. Now that would be fun!
Our ‘ball dog’ is absolutely rubbish at relinquishing anything. Toys, slippers, shoes, letters etc. And when it comes to ball games and ball retrieval she’s not much better. We have one of those contraptions from Poundland for wanging the ball for the dog to run after (is the correct name a ‘ball thrower’?) but if you throw it too fast or too high then she misses it completely and just stands in front of you looking all friendly and ready and enthusiastically encouraging you by saying ‘come on, throw it for me, I’ll fetch it, honest I will’. Well, she’d cause havoc at Wimbledon and it’d be televised all over the world on live T.V.